Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work
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| 2 1. It's okay... I'm still billing the client. |
| 2 2. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. |
| 2 3. I'm in the management training program. |
| 1 4. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last management course you sent me to. |
| 1 5. The coffee machine is broken.... |
| 1 6. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot. |
| 1 7. Say, "In Jesus Christ's name, I pray, amen" |
| 1 8. Ha! Fooled you, didn't I? |
| 0 9. I was working smarter, not harder. |
| 0 10. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. |
| 0 11. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" |
| 0 12. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! |
| 0 13. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. |
| 0 14. Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend. |
| 0 15. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! |
| 0 16. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga? |
| 0 17. Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. |
| 0 18. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off! |
| 0 19. It worked well for Reagan, didn't it? |
| 0 20. I was cross-training for telecommuting. (Next, I watch the Walton's.) |
| 0 21. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic! |
| 0 22. I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands. |
| 0 23. I thought you (boss) were gone for the day. |
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