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Created by: komodo
Date Created: 12/29/2007
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1. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Added By: komodo
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2. Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Added By: komodo
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3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Added By: komodo
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4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Added By: komodo
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5. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Added By: komodo
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6. i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it
Added By: cforcloud
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7. Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Added By: komodo
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8. I brake for no apparent reason.
Added By: komodo
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9. Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.
Added By: komodo
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10. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Added By: komodo
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11. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Added By: komodo
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12. Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
Added By: komodo
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13. Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Added By: komodo
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14. Hang up and drive.
Added By: komodo
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15. All generalizations are false.
Added By: komodo
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16. Learn from your parents' mistakes—use birth control.
Added By: komodo
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17. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
Added By: komodo
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18. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Added By: komodo
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19. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Added By: komodo
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20. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Added By: komodo
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21. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Added By: komodo
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22. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Added By: komodo
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23. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Added By: komodo
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24. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Added By: komodo
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25. Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply.
Added By: komodo
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26. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Added By: komodo
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27. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Added By: komodo
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28. We're not in jail, and I'm not your bitch, so get off my ass!
Added By: komodo
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29. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Added By: komodo
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30. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Added By: komodo
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31. Born free... Taxed to death.
Added By: komodo
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32. All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Added By: komodo
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33. Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Added By: komodo
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34. If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Added By: komodo
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35. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Added By: komodo
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36. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Added By: komodo
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37. Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
Added By: komodo
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38. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Added By: komodo
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39. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Added By: komodo
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40. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Added By: komodo
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41. i souport publik edekashun.
Added By: komodo
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42. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Added By: komodo
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43. Why is ‘abbreviation' such a long word?
Added By: komodo
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44. My kid had sex with your honor student.
Added By: komodo
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45. I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
Added By: komodo
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46. Lord save me from your followers.
Added By: komodo
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47. Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
Added By: komodo
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48. I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Added By: komodo
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49. Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
Added By: komodo
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50. My child is inmate of the month at the County Jail!
Added By: parker
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51. When I married Mr. Right, I didn't know his first name was Always.
Added By: SodiumPhD
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52. if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Added By: cforcloud
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53. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Added By: komodo
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54. O'Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
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55. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
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56. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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57. Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
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58. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Added By: komodo
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59. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
Added By: komodo
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60. Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Added By: komodo
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61. Montana—At least our cows are sane!
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62. When you do a good deed, get a receipt—in case heaven is like the IRS.
Added By: komodo
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63. Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Added By: komodo
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64. No radio—Already stolen.
Added By: komodo
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65. Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Added By: komodo
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66. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Added By: komodo
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67. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Added By: komodo
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68. OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Added By: komodo
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69. Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
Added By: komodo
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70. Tell me to "stuff it"—I'm a taxidermist.
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71. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Added By: komodo
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72. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Added By: komodo
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73. Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Added By: komodo
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74. Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
Added By: komodo
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75. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
Added By: komodo
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76. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Added By: komodo
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77. Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Added By: komodo
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78. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Added By: komodo
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79. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Added By: komodo
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80. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Added By: komodo
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81. Cheney skis in jeans.
Added By: ctkeeper42
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82. for every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
Added By: cforcloud
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83. the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train
Added By: cforcloud
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84. I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Added By: komodo
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85. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Added By: komodo
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86. Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!"... till you can find a rock.
Added By: komodo
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87. I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
Added By: komodo

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