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About This List Created by: komodoDate Created: 12/29/2007 Times Viewed: 293 Item Count: 9
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| 0 1. If you eat something and no one sees you, it has no calories. |
| 0 2. If you eat a candy bar with a diet soda, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. |
| 0 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you only eat as much as they do. |
| 0 4. Foods used for medicinal purposes are never counted, such as hot chocolate, brandy, and Sara Lee Cheesecake. |
| 0 5. Movie and TV foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's daily fuel; such as Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, and Tootsie Rolls. |
| 0 6. Pieces of cookies contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage. |
| 0 7. Things licked off of knives and spoons during the process of preparation have no calories. Example: peanut butter on a knife while making a sandwich. |
| 0 8. Foods of the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate. Note: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color. |
| 0 9. If you fatten up everyone else, you look thinner. |
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