How You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Bad Day
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| 2 1. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. |
| 1 2. You see the 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office. |
| 1 3. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat. |
| 1 4. The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard. |
| 1 5. Your income tax check bounces. |
| 0 6. You wake up face down on the pavement. |
| 0 7. You put your bra on backward and it fits better. |
| 0 8. You call the Suicide Prevention Hotline and they put you on hold. |
| 0 9. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. |
| 0 10. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any. |
| 0 11. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. |
| 0 12. Your twin sister forgot your birthday. |
| 0 13. You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed. |
| 0 14. Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache. |
| 0 15. You wake up and your braces are locked together. |
| 0 16. You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose. |
| 0 17. You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business. |
| 0 18. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. |
| 0 19. You put both contact lenses in the same eye. |
| 0 20. Your pet rock snaps at you. |
| 0 21. Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George. |
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