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| 2 1. You know, you can ask him out too.... Let's spread the rejection around a little. |
| 1 2. Don't make him hold your purse in the mall. |
| 1 3. Shopping is not fascinating. |
| 1 4. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it. |
| 1 5. Of course he wants another beer. |
| 1 6. He does not just want to be friends. |
| 0 7. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet up when you are done. |
| 0 8. Despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary in many of the fine bars and fraternities throughout the country, not all men are cretins deserving your contempt. |
| 0 9. When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking... unless the answer is yes. |
| 0 10. If you really want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking assholes. |
| 0 11. The man is always in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill. |
| 0 12. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from across the room is not funny. |
| 0 13. Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada. |
| 0 14. Any attempt by a man to prepare food, no matter how feeble (i.e. microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc.) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time. |
| 0 15. He heard you the first time. |
| 0 16. If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to. |
| 0 17. The guy doesn't always have to sleep on the wet spot. |
| 0 18. Dogs good. Cats bad. |
| 0 19. Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny. |
| 0 20. If he has to sit through Legends of the Fall, you have to sit through Showgirls. |
| 0 21. "Fine" or "Whatever" is not an acceptable way to end an argument. |
| 0 22. Do not question a man's innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions. |
| 0 23. He was not looking at that other girl. |
| 0 24. He is the funniest, strongest, best-looking, most successful man you have ever met. |
| 0 25. Your (butt/boobs/hair/makeup/legs) look fine. As a matter of fact, they look damn good. Stop asking. |
| 0 26. If you want a satisfying sex life, you will never fake an orgasm. |
| 0 27. It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your menstrual flow with him. |
| 0 28. Remember: that Nair bottle looks an awful lot like shampoo if left in the shower. |
| 0 29. Two words: blow job. Learn it. Live it. Love it. |
| 0 30. Dirty laundry comes in several categories: looks fine/smells fine, looks fine/smells bad, looks dirty/smells fine. Unless you intend to wash it, do not try to disrupt piles organized in this manner. |
| 0 31. Yes, Sharon Stone/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford is prettier than you. Just like Brad Pitt/Antonio Banderas/Keanu Reeves is better looking than him. But since neither one of you is going to be dating any of these people, love the one you're with. |
| 0 32. Of course size matters, and boy does he have the granddaddy of them all. |
| 0 33. His (bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash) is cute. |
| 0 34. Don't hog the covers. |
| 0 35. Watching football is a major turn-on for you. But please wait until the half-time show to act upon that. |
| -1 36. If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red. |
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