Ideas To Get Rid Of Telemarketers
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| 1 1. To a phone company solicitor: "That sounds great! Wait, can you hold for a minute?" (Leave the phone off the hook until he or she hangs up) |
| 0 2. "I'm sorry, but I'm really busy right now. Give me your home number and I'll call you back later tonight." |
| 0 3. "Shhh. Wait a minute. I'm here robbing the house. Whoa! I think the owners just got home. Can you hold?" |
| 0 4. "First, you have to tell me what kind of underwear you're wearing." |
| 0 5. When someone asks whether a spouse is at home: "Yes, but I never allow her (him) to talk to strangers." |
| 0 6. When someone asks how you are: "Well, I'm having an existential crisis at the moment. Let me explain...." |
| 0 7. "You want to sell me insurance? I've been trying to get insurance for years, but nobody will sell me any!" |
| 0 8. To someone hawking a rug-cleaning service, whisper: "Do you get goat's blood out? How about identifiable fibers and that DNA stuff?" |
| 0 9. When a chimney sweep or rug cleaner calls, break into tears and sob, "Is this some kind of a joke? My house burned down last night. We lost everything!" |
| 0 10. Learn show tunes. Anything by Ethel Merman tends to be the most effective. |
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