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About This List Created by: komodoDate Created: 12/29/2007 Times Viewed: 307 Item Count: 46
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| 0 1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! |
| 0 2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. |
| 0 3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. |
| 0 4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
| 0 5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. |
| 0 6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
| 0 7. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going. |
| 0 8. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. |
| 0 9. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away. |
| 0 10. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. |
| 0 11. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with. |
| 0 12. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb. |
| 0 13. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. |
| 0 14. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants. |
| 0 15. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? |
| 0 16. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. |
| 0 17. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. |
| 0 18. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. |
| 0 19. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. |
| 0 20. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town. |
| 0 21. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. |
| 0 22. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said 'you look fat in those pants'." |
| 0 23. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. |
| 0 24. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays? |
| 0 25. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt? |
| 0 26. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? |
| 0 27. I love every bone in your body—especially mine. |
| 0 28. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. |
| 0 29. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? |
| 0 30. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. |
| 0 31. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, nead till hard, and serve hot. |
| 0 32. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala. |
| 0 33. Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me. |
| 0 34. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. |
| 0 35. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield? |
| 0 36. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long. |
| 0 37. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. |
| 0 38. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo. |
| 0 39. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. |
| 0 40. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue. |
| 0 41. Guy: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore." |
| 0 42. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth. |
| 0 43. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick? |
| -1 44. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw. |
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