You Might Be A Physics Major If...
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About This List Created by: komodoDate Created: 12/29/2007 Times Viewed: 264 Item Count: 27
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| 0 1. You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically. |
| 0 2. You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division. |
| 0 3. You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force." |
| 0 4. You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator. |
| 0 5. When you look in a mirror, you see a physics major. |
| 0 6. It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are inside working on a computer. |
| 0 7. You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver." |
| 0 8. You always do homework on Friday nights. |
| 0 9. You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water. |
| 0 10. You think in formulas. |
| 0 11. You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges. |
| 0 12. You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function. |
| 0 13. You have a pet named after a scientist. |
| 0 14. You laugh at jokes about mathematicians. |
| 0 15. You can translate English into Binary. |
| 0 16. You can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit." |
| 0 17. You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab. |
| 0 18. You are completely addicted to caffeine. |
| 0 19. You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe. |
| 0 20. You consider ANY non-science course "easy." |
| 0 21. When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe. |
| 0 22. The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use. |
| 0 23. You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier. |
| 0 24. You understood more than five of these indicators. |
| 0 25. You make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door. |
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