List Description  Have you ever seen one of those sci-fi movies where astronauts land on a distant, barren planet with blasts of acidic wind screaming across the desolate landscape, and a ground made from shards of ice and rock? Yeah… welcome to Digg. If you think you’re brave enough to register… first read through from our advice on how to survive among the masses.
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| 3 1. Throw away your sympathy card
Diggers are (by nature) cold-blooded, heartless, soulless creatures with no morals. If you want some e-hugs for losing your goldfish, reconsider your membership. |
| 3 2. Learn to hate Microsoft
Remember when you were six years old and fell off your bike? It is Microsoft’s fault. Didn’t like your dinner last night? Blame Microsoft. Got herpes? Microsoft. Simple. |
| 2 3. Don't burn bridges
Unnecessarily calling out other diggers is a quick way to get blacklisted. Use your friends list on Digg to build a positive network, which is very beneficial when submitting articles. |
| 2 4. Learn your meme's
O rly? But does Chuck Norris blend in your base setting a trap that runs linux? Lollerskates!! |
| 2 5. Forget your business classes
Digg users like fighting cell phone contracts, protesting lawsuits, abusing copyrights, and just about anything else to make a stand against corporate dominance. |
| 1 6. George Bush is always wrong
If unsure about touchy political debates on digg, always default to Bush is wrong. He says send in more troops to Iraq? Your hero is whoever says to withdrawal from Iraq (usually this person is Ron Paul). |
| 0 7. There is no website better than Digg
People say Apple has a cult-like following… I believe digg is worse. There is a huge population of diggers who are beyond dedicated, even going as far as vandalizing other sites that use similar technology. |
| -2 8. God is a figment of your imagination
The Digg userbase is predominately Atheist. Whenever Richard Dawkins sneezes, there’s a front page article about it. On Digg, evolution is not a theory, it’s a historical fact. |
| -2 9. Ron Paul is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ
Diggers usually are very supportive of Ron Paul, and you're sure to score brownie points with the members if you speak out in support of him. |
| -3 10. Thou shalt only speak praise of Ubuntu
"Have you lost weight? Stylish new haircut? Oh, no, you just installed Ubuntu on your laptop. Nice!" Ubuntu Linux is in, and if you don’t know about it, you’re not. |
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