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| 5 2. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." |
| 4 3. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies |
| 4 4. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. |
| 3 5. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. |
| 2 6. Practice making fax and modem noises. |
| 2 7. Ask people what gender they are. |
| 1 8. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. |
| 1 9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. |
| 1 10. Staple pages in the middle of the page. |
| 1 11. Honk and wave to strangers. |
| 1 12. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. |
| 1 13. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. |
| 1 14. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. |
| 1 15. Make a billion lists like komodo...jk. |
| 0 17. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." |
| 0 18. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." |
| 0 19. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. |
| 0 20. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. |
| 0 21. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. |
| 0 22. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." |
| 0 23. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register. |
| 0 24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now." |
| 0 25. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. |
| 0 26. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. |
| 0 27. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. |
| 0 28. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." |
| 0 29. Do not put any spaces dashes or paranthesises in a phone number listing ex. 9735550100 instead of (973) 555-0100 |
| -1 30. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." |
| -2 31. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. |
| -2 32. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." |
| -2 33. type only in lowercase and dont use any punctuation |
| -2 34. Sing along at the opera. |
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