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| 6 1. You have a gigantic box of spare cables that you never use. |
| 4 2. You’re always free on Friday night, unless there's a raid. |
| 4 3. You consider 65536 and 256 "nice round numbers". |
| 4 4. You refuse to go to a movie theater without first checking torrent search engines for a leaked DVD screener. |
| 3 5. Your computer costs more and runs better than your car. |
| 3 6. You believe Unix/Linux is the most superior operating system out there. |
| 3 7. You can program in more languages than you can speak. |
| 2 8. You are completely free of tan lines. |
| 2 9. You postpone your moving date so your computers can set new uptime records. |
| 2 10. The number of computers in your house exceeds the number of relationships you've had in your lifetime. |
| 2 11. You not only know what BeOS is, you have an opinion about it. |
| 2 12. You check your email before you brush your teeth in the morning. |
| 2 13. You use old CDs as coasters. |
| 2 14. You start to quote internet memes in real life, but no one knows what the hell they relate to. |
| 2 15. Anytime you see the letter 'x' on a sign, you think Xvid and H.264x |
| 1 16. You collect funny SPAM messages. |
| 1 17. Your household ratio of computers to humans is at least 4:1. |
| 1 18. You want your 21″ Trinitron CRT monitor to be buried with you. |
| 1 19. You've gutted and rebuilt your computer 5 times since you last changed the oil in your car. |
| 1 20. You know the square root of 65536 is 256 without having to do the math. |
| 1 21. Given the choice between a T3 and a date with a good looking guy/girl, you'd take the T3. |
| 1 22. You spend more time chatting on-line in one day then you do in a week's worth of actual conversation with people face-to-face. |
| 1 23. If (DEC 25 == OCT 31) means true to you. |
| 1 24. You email yourself notes rather than writing them. |
| 1 25. You buy your groceries on Amazon.com |
| 1 26. When filling out a voter registration form, you write /msg nickserv register |
| 1 27. You consider your IP address to be your zip code |
| 1 28. Anytime somebody brings up iPod's, you become very agitated because you're constantly hearing you've been selected to receive 2 free iPod nano's |
| 1 29. You feel unsafe anytime you're away from your computer because PeerGuardian is nowhere to be found |
| 0 30. You have lost most of your social abilities. |
| 0 31. When you must converse with others, you speak a cryptic language of acronyms decipherable only by another geek. |
| 0 32. You consider 'geek' a complement. |
| 0 33. Your non-geek friends have no idea what you do for a living. |
| 0 34. Camping in the woods, without electricity, or wireless access is your idea of a nightmare not a vacation. |
| 0 35. You have over 10 email accounts, and check them all regularly. |
| 0 36. You're a card-carrying member of the EFF. |
| 0 37. When you have to write with a pen, you find yourself using the Palm Graffiti characters. |
| 0 38. You think (x<<6)+(x<<4) is a perfectly natural way to multiply by 80. |
| 0 39. You know what a router is, and you know what a bit is, but you've never heard of a router bit. |
| 0 40. You wake up and realize that your sleep pattern has been following an algorithm. |
| 0 41. You have assembled your own Linux distribution, and re-wrote some of the more inefficient code, just for fun. |
| 0 42. You've ever written a useless program just for the "fun" of it. |
| 0 43. You can actually read the error message details when a Windows program has a problem. |
| 0 44. Your watch is set to GMT. Always. |
| 0 45. In real life, you tell people to go to www.hell.com |
| 0 46. When you're reading a magazine and you see an underlined passage, you feel compelled to click on it. |
| 0 47. You have the Linux Penguin sitting on your monitor... and you know it's name. |
| 0 48. Your wallpaper contains bits of source code text. |
| 0 49. Your computer is set for Dvorak... but your keyboard is actually a qwerty. |
| 0 50. Instead of laughing you say "El-Oh-El!" |
| 0 51. You and the campus Unix Sysadmin have a geek contest. |
| 0 52. When asked in person for a url, you recite the five characters that would come after tinyurl.com/ |
| 0 53. When your friend asks to borrow a cd, you tell him instead that you'll upload it to either your FTP server or mediafire |
| 0 54. When somebody says you're lame in a derogatory manner, you respond by asking what their encoding alternative would be. |
| 0 55. You know more IP addresses in memory than phone number of people, and what IP address belong to what provider and there location |
| 0 56. when ur CS professor why would you memorize hex values of ASCII characters? if u could use char = ','; |
| -1 57. You drive around town with your car stereo tuned to your very own pirate radio station. |
| -3 58. If you HAS A job or you IS A human being. |
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