List Description Bored at Walmart? Here are some amusing, fun ideas to keep you entertained!
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| 2 1. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. |
| 2 2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob' and see if they protest or get angry about it. |
| 1 3. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. |
| 1 4. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors. |
| 1 5. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store. |
| 1 6. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. |
| 1 7. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" |
| 1 8. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them. |
| 1 9. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. |
| 1 10. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vaseline'. |
| 1 11. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again." |
| 1 12. Start playing football and see how many people will join. |
| 1 13. Stand in front of the greeter and say "Welcome to Walmart" before the greeter can. |
| 1 14. Go to the auto department and get a few jugs of antifreeze, put them in the freezers in the grocery department. |
| 1 15. Men: Take womens clothing and go to the changing rooms. |
| 1 16. Get a blue or red vest from a friend who works at wallmart and walk around helping customers and moving things and talking to other employees. I got away with this for almost an hour before being escorted out by management. |
| 1 17. Put on a baseball helmet backwards, a hunting vest, a big stuffed bear under one arm and a pool cue. Tiptoe in and out of isles and yell "BANG" while pointing the pool cue at customers and employees, then jump into an isle where they can't see you. |
| 1 18. Buy a $100 item and say you want them to match the price with another store that has it for $120. |
| 0 19. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. |
| 0 20. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. |
| 0 21. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day. |
| 0 22. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were |
| 0 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. |
| 0 24. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap. |
| 0 25. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. |
| 0 26. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles. |
| 0 27. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast. |
| 0 28. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!" |
| 0 29. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substitutin |
| 0 30. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive. |
| 0 31. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice. |
| 0 32. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right!!" Make a scene. |
| 0 33. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. |
| 0 34. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. |
| 0 35. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles. |
| 0 36. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. |
| 0 37. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave." |
| 0 39. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. |
| 0 40. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs". |
| 0 41. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover." |
| 0 42. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men. |
| 0 43. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care. |
| 0 44. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. |
| 0 45. Hold indoor shopping cart races. |
| 0 46. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible. |
| 0 47. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. |
| 0 48. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will. |
| 0 49. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies." |
| 0 50. Two words: Marco Polo. |
| 0 51. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc. |
| 0 52. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing. |
| 0 53. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels. |
| 0 54. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out. |
| 0 55. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time. |
| 0 56. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. |
| 0 57. Walk around wearing the clothes from the store. |
| 0 58. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. |
| 0 59. Look at customers and look away when they look back (repeat). |
| 0 60. Make loud noises in the bathroom. |
| 0 61. Pat guys on the back when using bathroom stall. |
| 0 62. Get 220 items make the cashier ring them all up, then say you know what I will just take a pack of gum, say to return everything else. |
| 0 63. Walk past people and make bodily noises. |
| 0 64. Get two shopping carts, fill one up and then go over to the price checker on the poles. Scan each item and place it in the empty cart. Leave some money on top of the scanner. |
| 0 65. Have a long conversation with the greeter so that he/she cannot greet customers entering the store or give them a shopping cart. |
| 0 66. Roll a tire down the aisle and chase after it. |
| 0 67. Go to the electronics department and put on a show for the video cameras. |
| 0 68. Joust with the rascals (the little motorized wheelchairs at the entrance). |
| 0 69. Pillow fights with stuffed animals. |
| 0 70. Use one of the many phones posted around the store to access the P.A. System and act like an upset employee quitting their job due to some sort of harassment. |
| 0 71. Attempt to buy two different shoes as a pair. |
| 0 72. Ask employees very complex questions about merchandise that they would have no idea about. |
| 0 73. Claim you're with some air quality control firm and run around the store with bags held above your head collecting air samples. Be sure to fill bags with air from all over the store. |
| 0 74. Take the stink bait and leave it open/hide it. |
| 0 75. Build a wall in aisle of Home decor with paint cans. Do the same with big boxes from the toy department. |
| 0 76. Change the prices on the rollback signs. |
| 0 77. Walk around the store handing out "I'm deaf" cards, ask for any spare chance in a loud voice. |
| 0 78. Take all the price tags off your merchandise. Insist on getting price checks for everything. Do this during the Christmas season. |
| 0 79. Ask everyone how long they're been working for Walmart. It's scary because they know, and will often tell you proudly. |
| 0 80. Superglue random products or coins to the shelves or floor. Watch people try to pick them up. |
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