What NOT To Say When Getting Pulled Over
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| 2 1. I got here as fast as I could, officer. |
| 1 2. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! |
| 1 3. I can break these cuffs MAN!!!!!!!!!! |
| 0 4. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway? |
| 0 5. So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means. |
| 0 6. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. |
| 0 7. You'll never get those cuffs on me! |
| 0 8. Come on just write the stupid ticket... the bars close in 20 minutes! |
| 0 9. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! |
| 0 10. Back off Barney, I've got a piece. |
| 0 11. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph. |
| 0 12. No, offi, offic, lucifer... I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. |
| 0 13. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? |
| 0 14. You want half of my donut? |
| -1 15. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick one. |
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