How To Torture Your Roommate at Christmas
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| 2 1. When your roommate goes to the bathroom, rearrange his/her possessions. Tell him/her that Santa's elves must have done it. |
| 0 2. Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off. |
| -1 3. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and thrash on the floor. |
| -1 4. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it. |
| -1 5. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town...." |
| -1 6. Hang mistle-toe in the doorway. When your roommate enters or leaves the room, plant a wet one on his/her lips. |
| -1 7. Hang a stocking with your roomates name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. If s/he asks, say "you've been very naughty this year." |
| -1 8. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games. |
| -1 9. Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (i.e. "You know, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistle-toe last night.") |
| -1 10. Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow. |
| -1 11. Sing: "All I want for Christmas is my roomate's two front teeth...." |
| -1 12. Give your roomate the gifts from the twelve days of Christmas song. |
| -1 13. Build a snowperson with your roommate and place a hat on its head. When it doesn't come to life, cry hysterically "it didn't work!" |
| -1 14. Whip your roommate screaming "now Dasher, now Dancer, now Donner, and Blitzen, etc." |
| -1 15. Tear down all your roommate's Christmas decorations yelling "Bah Humbug!" |
| -1 16. Wake up every morning screaming "Ghost of Christmas Future, please have mercy on my soul!" |
| -1 17. Tell your roommate you're moving out. Santa's buying you a house on 34th Street. |
| -1 18. Pin a pointsetta to your lapel. |
| -1 19. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first. |
| -1 20. Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roommate's friends "give it a yank." |
| -1 21. Ring jingle bells maniacally saying "every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings." |
| -1 22. Stand in front of the mirror reciting "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" over and over in your underwear. |
| -1 23. Smoke mistle-toe. Do what comes naturally. |
| -1 24. Watch your roommate when s/he is sleeping. When s/he wakes up sing, "he sees you when you're sleeping...." |
| -1 25. Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When your roommate asks, tell him/her "I had to let them stay here, there's no room at the inn." |
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